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Overcoming Workplace Embarrassment: How to Help Prevent Accidental and Embarrassing Bodily Functions in Your Workplace

Rachel Lambert

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You’re in a meeting room packed with all of your colleagues and bosses. The VP of Sales is droning on about the numbers from the last quarter. They wrap up their presentation and a round of awkward, relieved applause comes to an end.

Suddenly, you sneeze! Hard. No big deal, but you let out a toot at the same time. Not a quiet toot, either. A toot loud enough to be heard. There was just no hiding it. Mortified does not begin to describe how you feel.

Believe it or not, we’ve all been there (some of us, more than once). Unfortunately, it’s just a part of being human — yay! Until now, it was an embarrassment that could leave you red-faced and avoiding the water cooler for weeks.

But, all that’s about to change with JUST ONE CLICK!

Sphincter Save, our revolutionary product, is giving relief to people all over the internet. Just 1 pill, taken once a month can end the embarrassment. So you can finally let out that sneeze, stress-free, in ANY environment.

Click on the Learn More button below to read how Sphincter Save can make a difference in your life.

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  • The above copy has been created solely for my copywriting portfolio
  • The above copy involves fictional products, companies, and people
  • The above copy follows the Emotional Techniques study from David Garfinkel, this piece resonates with Empathy Through Shared Misery

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Rachel Lambert
Rachel Lambert

Written by Rachel Lambert

Copywriting my way to a late retirement. Check out https://www.rachellambert.biz/

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